Loki did not do this. He swears on his immortal life. (No, you didn’t just hear him snicker!)

In this case, Loki is putting forth a gnome to be a scapegoat:

Personally, I don’t think it was the gnome, not this time. Even with as creepy as he is:

Watch out, he’ll steal your soul!

I really do think this is a case of Loki being dramatic. Would someone please go get this god some coffee so we can calm him down?

I swear, the gnomes are not behind this one. We might have some issues with some fairies and such, but not gnomes. This time.

But I suspect the gnomes are coming.

Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

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