Sometimes human beings delight me. Sometimes.

A couple weeks ago as Dawn was leaving the grocery store, I saw this on the side of a van. Of course I had to have her take a picture because it made me smile and I thought I’d share it.

Did I forget to mention that it is I, Loki, who is writing this blog post? Bad Loki! Well, seeing a Viking longship has a tendency to do that to me.

Oh, and here’s my totem sitting in her vocal booth. I’m keeping a close eye on here because she needs to be in this small box with me more often.

Focusrite, don’t you see? That’s my subliminal message to her that she needs to “Focus right!” Maybe I need to take some of her paint and add that exclamation point. Mawhahahahahaha!

Maybe this is just my ire at having thought that I had saved Jason in my newest tale, only to find out that the situation is actually worse. He’s stuck in an alternate dimension and I can’t use my magic to send him back to his home world. Egads! The horrors!

Now Dawn is telling me that I’m using too many exclamation points and I need to chill out a bit.

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha!

Here’s a beautiful sunset she tried to capture too. Tried. It was more white and pink and pretty, not orangy yellow. This looks more like something seen on Steigan’s world, not my beautiful Midgard. We’re done with him. Can we get back to me?

Okay, humans… keep trying to make me happy. So far, you’ve got a one in a billion planet here. Don’t mess it up!