What an adventure today has been.
I’ve traveled across a lot of landscape. I’ve seen wide rivers and towering windmills. I’ve walked along unknown terrain. I’ve had to find tucked away businesses off the beaten path. And I got scratched by a beast of a berry bush.
The local healer tells me it’s not poisonous, but if I wake up tomorrow and I’m purple or have horns (possibly both) then it might not have been poisonous but is was cursed. I guess tomorrow will tell, right?
But imagine the tales I’ll have to tell from this adventure!
I just hope it doesn’t come with horns. It would make my hat sit funny on my head.